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Re-found love! Haven’t been spending much time on the net recently. But came across this foodie blog couldn’t remember if we had it listed on here. I would kill to just eat my way around the world. That would be the perfect job, eating and blogging, however, I fear I’m lacking in the english writting skills department!
Justin Timberlake
Wed, Sep 05 TBD
General Motors Place – Vancouver, BC
A recent magazine survey, interviewed fifty bartenders and they were asked if they could identify a customer’s personality on what drinks they ordered?
Although interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.
The results:
IF WOMEN DRINK …
BEER
Personality: Casual, low maintenance; down to earth.
Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
COCKTAILS OR BLENDER DRINKS WITH UMBRELLA
Personality: Flaky, annoying, dizzy, and a pain in the ass.
Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.
MIXED DRINKS – NO UMBRELLAS E.G.; GIN AND TONIC / SCOTCH AND SODA
Personality: Mature, has picky taste; knows what she wants
Approach: If she wants you, she’ll send YOU a drink.
WATER
Personality: Pretentious and is looking for a serious relationship.
Approach: Don’t.
WINE – (BOTTLED, NOT 4 LITRE CASK)
Personality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated.
Approach: Try and weave Paris and clothing into the conversation.
BACARDI BREEZER, RED SQUARE, ARCHERS COOLER, SMIRNOFF ICE, MUDSHAKE ETC.
Personality: Easy; thinks she is trendy and sophisticated actually has no clue.
Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is… and you’re in.
CAPE VELVET
Personality: Annoying voice, bit of a tart.
Approach: Stand close and mention the alley next to the pub.
SHOTS AND SLAMMERS (TEQUILA, VODKA, AFTERSHOCK ETC.)
Personality: Hangs around with male work pals or looking to get drunk…and naked.
Approach: Easiest hit in the pub, Nothing to do but wait…….
IF MEN DRINK… (As always, very simple and clear cut.)
CIDER
He’s probably under-aged and wants to get laid.
CHEAP DOMESTIC BEER
He’s poor / student and wants to get laid.
CASTLE LAGER BEER
He likes good beer and wants to get laid.
IMPORTED BEER
He’s old; he likes good beer and wants to get laid.
GUINNESS
The man is a rapist and will get laid one way or another.
WATER
He just threw up and is trying to wash the taste out of his mouth so that he can still get laid
WINE
He’s hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated image and help him get laid.
VODKA OR BRANDY
Extremely horny hound, would shag a warm scarf. Desperate to get laid.
PORT
Thinks he’s sophisticated, secretly likes men and wants to get laid.
WHISKY
He doesn’t give two $hits about anything and will hit anyone who will get in his way of getting laid.
JACK DANIELS
Not as masculine as the whisky drinker, knows all about feminine activities (knitting, crochet etc.) to weasel himself into getting laid.
RUM OR TEQUILA
Likes fighting almost as much as getting laid.
BACARDI BREEZER, RED SQUARE, ARCHERS COOLER, SMIRNOFF ICE, ETC
He’s gay (blatantly) – don’t turn your back or pick up any dropped change
PostSecret is an ongoing community art project where people mail in their secrets anonymously on one side of a homemade postcard. Secrets posted every Sunday
Some of my faves/interesting ones:
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Damn right!!!
(same comment as above)
The last one was for friend.
Buy all three PostSecret books now from Amazon
- Someone will compliment you on your style. (yes!)
- You will touch the hearts of many with your gift. (you mean the venture)
- Take charge of your own life and decisions. (planning to starting Feb)
- You have an important new venture shaping up. (definitely!)
- A trip by air is in your future. (I sure hope so!)
- Next month will be a special month for you. (So I’ve been told before)
- A parnership will prove successful. (finally! hope the email works)
Britney Spears files for divorce from K-Fed/Fed-Ex Good thing she has a iron-clad prenup, but didn’t we all see this coming? Now if only Justin would break up from Cameron and get back with Brit… willpower working overtime today.
Kathy Hilton is proud of Paris’ Sex Tape Like mother, like daughter. Maybe it’s because I’m chinese, but why?
Anna Nicole Smith’s C-section video Don’t say I didn’t warn you
The Mundane Adventures of Snobby & Grouchy (friiiiends!)... musin's, meanderin's & blabberin's 